I’ve something in a real-life book from Metazen’s sister publisher Housefire. It’s a themed anthology called Nouns of Assemblage which collects sixty-three tiny stories written around collective nouns. I went with ‘army of caterpillars’. Who knows what my mother will make of mine but it’s definitely a story about a man eating the Eiffel Tower.
A lot of my characters eat things they shouldn’t.
So far it’s only available from Amazon.com but then those big fat planes make the Atlantic seem so small.